she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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