This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
