he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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