Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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