My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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