There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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