i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
