Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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