What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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