Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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