i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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