and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I smell stomach acid.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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