You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
we should paint friendship bongs
I know her cup size but not her name....
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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