quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
