I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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