I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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