How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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