Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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