one might say we're banned from that church
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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