I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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