ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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