Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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