sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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