You work out of a Hotel?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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