Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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