is your mom at the bar?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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