I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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