This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You can make out without kissing
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