No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
only you would photoshop your dick
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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