I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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