You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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