The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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