wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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