Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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