thus making me awesome and them whores
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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