question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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