there's paper in my vomit.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
