Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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