chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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