yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm passing your future prison.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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