I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Randomize
