And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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