Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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