What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Come see our sink grown plant.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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