Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Houston, we have a squirter
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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