so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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