a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
don't judge my taste in strippers
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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