Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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