Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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