how can u be prego again
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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