S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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