shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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