YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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